he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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