Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My feet surprised me
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