I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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