we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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