she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Randomize
