The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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