a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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