i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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