1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Green mimosas i think yes
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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