problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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