Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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