How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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