I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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