and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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