and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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