I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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