well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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