Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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