u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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