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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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