just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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