She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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