He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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