You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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