didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
