I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
