I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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