I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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