I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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