Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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