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Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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