What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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