thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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