can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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