You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere