Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.