I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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