go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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