If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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