WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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