she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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