my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Please, let me fuck your mom
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
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Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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