So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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