We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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