Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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