the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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