I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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