My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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