Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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