Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My dick has a subreddit
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
