We're like a lot better than the average bears
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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