so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Panties = found
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