Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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