...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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