Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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