im holly from the hills drunk
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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