i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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