brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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