she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
its liver damage thursday
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